Passed by me a couple of times 
– m4w – 26 (Memphis, TN)
You passed by me a couple of times and I almost made eye contact with you. You were behind the counter at Walmart, and told your friend you needed to "drop a deuce". it was the sexiest thing i have heard all week. please be mine.
Long Gray Sweater Lady – m4w – 50 (Walmart, 15601)
Monday 2/27 You were in front of me, had some hair coloring in your cart (you really don't need it). You looked so sexy, stylish, with the short sassy hair and gold earrings. We made some small smiles. Perhaps tell me what else you had in your cart?, How many coffee creamers, or What your total was after the coupons..
Filed under: Stalkers
perfume guy at walmart on univ. and pembroke rd. – w4m – 25
Hey, I'm the girl in the glasses who can't seem to say no to her mother lol...I'm sorry things ended like that. I really didn't want them to, but my mother...anyways. There's basically 0% chance that you'll find this, but if you do, please hit me up. I thought you were cute. 
I'm just gonna sit here, pissed off and embarrassed, and hope that that little incident didn't turn you off completely, because I would have liked to continue that conversation. Don't hesitate. DO IT!
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DON’T DO IT!
Filed under: Cockblocking Moms
long ago – m4m – 27 (elm st)
I saw you leaving walmart the other day. We used to have a lot of fun when you lived on elm street. Where was I living when we first met? Would love to rekindle to fun
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I didn’t realize until like three months ago that Johnny Depp was the guy who got sucked into the bed and spewed back out as 5,000 gallons of blood in Nightmare on Elm Street. Personally, I think Elm Streets across the country should have been renamed after that movie. Who can live on Elm Street?
Last Saturday 3/17 Walmart NLR – m4w – 50 (Central AR)
We saw each other 1st. as both entered the store and then in the ladies section, then in electronics and finally the grocery sector , you had giant curls in your hair we spoke and made eye contact several times , please i know this is a chance but get of hold of me.
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Filed under: Stalkers
Is it just me or does it sound like this guy is following her all over the store? And who says “ladies” and “sector?” I think he’s an alien trying to act like a normal human.
