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A discreet friendship

Ooltewah Wal-Mart, We made a visual connection/smile? Sat 4/14 – m4w (Ooltewah)

Saturday we were in the Ooltewah Wal-Mart. We were in the food section and you sorta caught me noticing your body/looks (how could I not, lol) on more than one pass-by. I’m a middle aged man, I was with my wife and you smiled at me. You were med height, pretty smile, nice eyes and I believe dark hair. If you’d possibly like to strike-up a discreet friendship first please let me know. I’d so like to hear from you.

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Filed under: Damn Wives

So I was wondering…

Long hair with hidden eye… – m4w – 25 (Ephrata Wal-mart)

So, uh, I caught you at wal-mart the other week, but then I forgot about it for a while
then the other day I remembered it

the thing is when I saw you I thought you were either the most beautiful woman I’d ever see or possibly a guy

So I was wondering….
wiener?

It’s totally cool if you have one. it’s just that it would break my heart.
See, I have a lot of intimacy issues with girls, and have a hard time forming bonds
and when I saw you it’s like a whole new world opened up.
I felt alive and free, and for the first time hope, but I also felt you might be a tranny,
and so I think I blocked it out of my memory. Because if I knew you weren’t real it would tear my insides out.

And I know this is weird and I know this is crazy but what I don’t know is if you plumbing fits mine.
It’s just that I’ve felt so empty my whole life, so alone, like a piece of me is missing.
But when I saw you it just seemed like I found what could fill the empty spot in my soul.

But then I got to worrying if maybe you had a few extra pieces that I don’t want anywhere near me.

But no

Walmart this past week – m4w – 26 (Sw jville)

Hey,
I seen you in walmart this past week. It was you a friend and a child. Itn was early a.m. and you were looking beautiful. We all checked outof there and just so happened to be parked next to each other. I thought to myself you are a beautiful woman I should say something..but no I bitched out. Would be great to talk to you now..

A very sophisticated sweater

Sexy higher-up at the Ozark Walmart – w4m – 45 (Ozark)

Obviously you are someone important at Walmart. You walk around with a certain sense of authority that I just find irresistible. I don’t want to embarrass you so I won’t mention your name, but you were wearing a very sophisticated sweater on Friday that just shouts culture. I hope to run into you very soon…you’ll know me when you see me. ;)

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I can’t even tell you how badly I want to see this sweater. I really, really want to see this sweater.

I saw the sign

sunday morning – m4w – 49 (walmart carroll island)

Our paths crossed 3 times.we laughed and you asked if this was a sign.I was checking you out.let’s get together.

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Her asking you if that was a sign was your sign to ask her out!

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