Hipster at Starbucks – w4m – 25 (East ave & Cohasset)
My sister and I saw you at Starbucks today, around 11:30.
You were in line behind us but we suspect you had already been there because you seemed to come out of nowhere (like a good hipster does).
Your pants were cuffed up just enough to let us see the gentlemanly socks you were wearing that went perfectly with your oxfords.
Your hair tossed just enough to make it seem like you cared about your appearance, but not too much. You didn’t want to come off at narcissistic.
Your over all James Dean took us by surprise. Who would have thought, at Starbucks no less!
Then, to top off your Portlandia cast member vibe, you picked up one of the Starbucks recommended CDs. Slowly, you leaned against the counter and read the back cover. You were putting out the hipster mating call vibe so well, we had to take a picture of you, but unfortunately it didnt capture you well enough. Never before had either of us felt the hipster hormones oozing from a man with such a cool confidence.
Thank you making our day.
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