Mr. Strictly Business??? – w4m – 39 (Costco)
i was buying groceries in costco. i saw you mumbling near the huge cans of nacho cheese and didnt think much of it. i heard you utter ‘la prophecia…’ as you whipped your head towards me. soon a bunch of discount doorknobs distracted u and you started sucking them off really loudly for a few moments. i coughed and tried to walk away. you yelled something at me in what sounded like a dead, fantasy language and rushed towards me. the words echoed a strange power. “What used to be here?” you yelled. I nearly fainted. “Before this was built, what was here?” I mentioned to you that it was just an old, dusty lot.
‘horny dust angels,’ you muttered and a bunch of beautiful golden runes sprung up out of the floor. it looked like lord of the rings. after a few moments u demanded me to undress.
i was a little embarassed about my c-section scars but i lifted up my sun dress as you began to work me over with strange dildos
“they call me Mr. Strictly Business. And I assure you, this all business.” you whispered. “But, ironically, my business IS pleasure.” as the strange runes dissipated i fell asleep. i woke up with a signed headshot of u in my purse. also the dildo i keep in my purse was broken along with a note ‘low quality/bad’
who are you
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