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Stunning…. – m4w (Queensbury Walmart)

Hmm….I’ve never done this and do not expect a response. But I feel compelled to tell the World Wide Web that I saw the most stunning woman at Walmart. (It sounds like the beginning to a very poor novel, yes?) Like a scene from Seinfeld we did a bit of a cart-dance as we headed towards eachother in the condiments isle. (I’m not sure if it was the condiments isle, but it would be if Jerry or Elaine were in the scene.) We happened to leave at the same time and, true to the comedic episode that I’m penning here, I passed you as you got into your Benz and I schlepped my goods into my (very clean!) bare-bones Toyota.

I would high-five the man in your life if I had the chance. He. Is. Lucky.

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Out of all the things in craigslist missed connections that I could be offended by, this is the pet peeve I just can’t shake off? I guess so…

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the hott black lady in walmart – m4w (hall rd)

It was Thursday morning 600am you were pushing a cart and we were down the same isle more then once I know you caught me looking at you........ if you see this and remember what type of shirt was I wearing...... thank you for making my day

Walmart (Sunday) – m4w (Moses Lake)

I was in the pet food section....you were waking down the main isle...you stopped and were taking to your son maybe? I walked out into the main isle..we made eye contact. I have seen you around town a few times the last few years. Just wanted to let you know that you are absolutely gorgeous

Walmart in Murphy – m4w – 27 (Murphy)

You were at the Murphy wal-mart last night around 8:30-9:00. You were definitely older than me and I believe you were there with your daughter. I felt like we were both checking each other out and you may have followed me into the cereal isle. Hopefully I'm not crazy and making this up in my head... but you're cute and I'm interested in talking to you. Let me know what I was wearing..or some obvious physical feature about me if you find this and email me.

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red head at walmart in reh on sunday – m4w – 38 (rehobeth)

I'm taking a chance that maybe you see this.  I was the single father of a little girl in the cereal isle.  You were in jeans and a blue long sleeve shirt.  Just wanted to say wow what a beautiful woman.

Walmart Howell – m4m – 25 (Howell)

White Guy wearing pajama pants around 10pm in Walmart !!! We kept running into each other on different isles. I couldn't stop looking at the outline through the pajamas

Passing in Walmart – m4w (Chester)

Walmart in Chester around 7:30 PM Sat. 3-24-12 - You long Brunette hair (not x-tra long) me 5'-11" 160lbs salt & pepper hair jeans & dark blue tee. We passed once in back isle of store and again in isle between clothes and groceries. There was a glance and head turn with a smile by both of us each time and I would not mind another glance if you would like one as well.

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Late nite Walmart… U r Pink and Grey – m4w – 26 (Raleigh)

DAMN GIRL!!!!! thats all i kept thinking... and the more i passed by you the more glances i stole.... your body is flawless and those sweats really brought our ur figure.. we first passed each other near the lotion isle and i was wishing i could rub u down with ur favorite smelling lotion right there in front of every1 cameras and all....lol....(excuse my inner freak)

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