Dark haired wild eyed indian – m4w – 47 (Leeds, Walmart)
Dear dark haired wild eyed Indian I saw at the Leeds Walmart today…
Collards is green,
my dog’s name is Blue
and I’m so lucky
to have seen a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like one of em there crows
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue’s
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain’t got no scales
but I think I luv you anyway.
Yo’re as satisfy’n as okry
jist a-fry’n in the pan.
Yo’re as fragrant as “snuff”
right out of the can.
You have some’a yore teeth,
for which I would be proud;
I would hold my head high
if’n and when we’re in a crowd.
On special occasions
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I’m I’d be in hawg heaven,
and am already awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work
they’d all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo’d be there fer yore man,
to patch up life’s troubles
and fix what you can.
Yo’re as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin’ overhead.
I bet you ain’t mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you sparked up my life just today
more than a fresh load of dirt.
I can imagin you holdin me
real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life wood be complete;
Ain’t nuttin’ I wood lack.
Yore complexion, it’s perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin’.
despite all the years, (what are you 52?)
yore age, it keeps hidin’.
Me ‘n’ you’s like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
wen they fall in lurv this way;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it’s romantic that way.
Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
That’s impressive,” I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
“Diamonds are forever,”
they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these just won’t do.
Cause yo’re too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds…
it’s a new troll’n motor!!
Call me my beeutea. I miss ya allready.
Contact me at Happy 102nd Birthday Meggy.
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