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rootahbaygah — Sat, 04 May 2013 19:00:16 +0000

Amanda always at Wall Mart – m4w – 25

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Date: 2012-05-25, 1:38PM PDT
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Amanda I always see you at Wall Mart super late, I know your name because I asked for it once! You should remember me now! I just want you to know that I’m thinking about you and I really would love to hit it and quit it because your are so damn’ beautiful! Plz send me your pic if u are Amanda yours will get mine in return!

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You can return those?

rootahbaygah — Fri, 03 May 2013 19:00:03 +0000

Asian girl at Walmart Wednesday Night…I’m the Tall Indian – m4w – 26 (Jonesboro, AR)

You were beautiful and we passed each other through mostly all the aisles lol. We ended up last seeing each other when I came back in to return my floss pik…

LETS GO HAVE DINNER!!! if you’re not married or have a boy-friend (: O)

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Griffin, GA: 12:04 am

rootahbaygah — Thu, 02 May 2013 19:00:27 +0000

Griffin Wal Mart – m4w – 21 (Griffin, Ga)

You were wearing a green shirt. You asked me if I were having fun at work. I was going to ask for your number, but I’m ridiculously shy around people I’ve not met. Well, I guess that technically means I WASN’T going to ask, but, you know what I mean.

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Inspirational

rootahbaygah — Wed, 01 May 2013 19:00:15 +0000

Woman with daughter and friends at Walmart – m4w – 29 (Walmart – Boulder Hwy & Nellis)

You were checking out ahead of me with who I can only imagine to be your highly energetic daughter Jasmine and a few friends who were having you buy candy for them. I was checking you out from behind and while I hated to see you go, I loved to watch you leave so to speak.

I thought it was adorable how you chased down that little old lady who forgot her bag and put it in her cart for her. I was wearing a Grey t-shirt and jean shorts and trying desperately to avoid looking into your eyes because your beauty was breathtaking and erection inspiring. Not very poetic I’m afraid, but it was the truth.

I realize a girl that looks as good as you isn’t likely to have any difficulty meeting guys, and despite all the gold you were wearing, I didn’t notice a ring on the important finger. I just want you to know if you read this I think you’re awesome, you seem to be the total package looks and personality!

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Yay for proper comma usage!

rootahbaygah — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:00:53 +0000

Wal-mart parking lot – m4w (Jc)

This past week you left a letter on my truck saying ” your sexy, ford sucks” I want to know who left the note. Put color of my truck in the subject line so I know your real.

Filed under: General Walmart Craziness, The Parking Lot