Girl with the pretty mouth at walmart – m4w – 33 (east athens)
I saw you at walmart Monday night. I don't know what you were wearing but you have the most beautiful mouth I've ever seen. I asked you if you knew where the hamster food was and you told me my zipper was down. I wanted to ask you out but my wife was with me and she is a total buzzkill. If you're interested in getting together please email me and tell me what I said my hamsters name is. I can get outta the house anytime after midnight.. but I need you to pick me up because I don' t have a car right now. I'm praying to Jesus that you read this and I get to see that mouth of yours again!!!
He has a hamster. And a wife. And you can see him between the hours of 12am and 4am. And you have to pick him up. It just keeps getting awesomer. Oh, and didn’t the “you have a pretty mouth” thing come from Deliverance? Omg, what are you waiting for? I hear banjos…!
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